Sure, sure, you think you’re an ass man. But are you REALLY an ass man? We mean a die hard, dyed-in-the-wool, serious anal-yst – the kind who would crawl through broke glass for some fine ass.
Take the test and keep track of which options you choose!
1) When first meeting a woman, do you …
A) Look her in the eye and shake her hand.
B) Check out her boobs.
C) Without causing attention, angle your head to get a view of her ass.
D) Walk behind her, give her ass a squeeze and exclaim, “Damn, you got some fine booty, girl!”
2) At a party, you spy some fine lady squeezed into pants so tight you can make out her butt crack and camel toe. As an icebreaker, do you …
A) Wait for her to examine a piece of artwork or sculpture and start chatting with her about it.
B) Introduce yourself and offer to freshen her drink.
C) Walk up to her and say “I’m like chocolate – I go straight to your ass!”
D) Find an empty walk-in closet, and do her ass six ways to Sunday before she knows what hits her.
3) You’re with your lady on the street and she sees you checking out some other girl’ bodacious butt. Do you …
A) Immediately apologize, say you weren’t thinking, wonder how you could be so stupid and offer to make it up to her.
B) Tell her, “No, no! She was wearing a belt like the one I saw in a catalog and wanted to buy you! Cmon, baby. Let’s take you clothes shopping!”
C) Say, “Aw, baby, I was just thinking how much hotter you are and how lucky I am!”
D) Say, “Shit, yea! Come on, baby! Let’s go see if you, me and her can go ba-danga-dang. all three of us, damn!”
4) You have to get your girl a gift for an important day. What do you get her?
A) Flowers and Chocolates
B) Lacy Lingerie
C) New Toys
D) Sexy Thong
5) List 4 Synonyms for a woman’s posterior: (1 point for each one)
_________________________ ____________________________
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6) You’re starting to mess around in the bedroom, the first thing you do is..
A) Kiss her tenderly and lay her on the bed.
B) Jiggle her boobs in front of you.
C) Slide your finger in her twat.
D) Reach back, grope and spank that ass!
7) You go out to sight see some women, you first notice …
A) All the potential lovers
B) Stare at all tank tops to see if you can peak at some nipples.
C) Day dreaming of fucking the hot mom in front of you.
D) Asses spilling out of their shorts and skirts.
That was tite
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