Salacious Fourth of July Celebrations

America is turning 247 years old in 2023! Still trying to figure out how to celebrate? Have no fear; we are here! We’ve got a few excellent ideas for salacious Fourth of July celebrations.

Go for a ride. If you have a motorcycle or a dirt bike, bring it out and go for a ride. There’s a sense of freedom when you’re riding so openly. Bring your girl in a second set if you can!

Pictured: Brandi Lyons

Billiards is a fun pass time. Playing pool can be fun, maybe a little competitive. Rack up the balls and get to shooting. The first person to sink their balls, and the 8-ball wins!

Pictured: Brea Bennett & Marlena

Once the sun sets, bring out the fireworks. Literally and figuratively. Watch the sparks fly between you and a potential love interest – you may not be going to sleep alone tonight!

Pictured: Chloe Scott & Whitney Wright

Nothing seems more All-American than going camping & grilling. Pack your essentials, drive to a secluded spot, and spend a few days with nature. Sunrise to sunset, you’re free to do as you like; fishing, napping, and lots of sex.

Pictured: Topanga Fox & Angelina Ashe

Grab a drink. Hit up a bar and ask the bartender for your favorite drink. Maybe it’s a beer, perhaps it’s a mixed drink, or maybe a shot of hard liquor. Whatever your preference, drink responsibly and tip your bartender appropriately.

Pictured: Sandee Westgate

Have a beach day. Some sun, some fun, play some Frisbee or football. And, of course, bikini-clad ladies. You can’t really go wrong with hanging on the beach for a few hours. Take a nice dip in the ocean before you head off for your evening plans.

Pictured: Miss Raquel & Spicy J

Tend to your farm. Check on your fury friends and get things cleaned up. Hard-working men are a turn-on for women. You may catch the eye of a horny gal. What do the ladies say, “Save a horse, ride a cowboy!” I’m okay with that.

Pictured: Gianna Michaels

Hit the pool with your partner. Another way to cool down on a hot summer day.  Things can get hot & steamy though. Hey, maybe pool sex is on your bucket list. If so, let’s get that one checked off today. Plus a pool is likely closer to a shower & indoor AC.

Pictured: Jenna Ross

When all else fails, dine at your favorite restaurant. You know the food and service will be good. The vibe and company aren’t too shabby either. You can always eat your girl for dessert too! Watch Aurora be someone’s snack HERE.

Pictured: Aurora

So many things you could do for salacious Fourth of July celebrations; these are just a few ideas. Whatever you choose to do, have fun, be safe, and get laid!