20 Things Porn Taught Us

Creating porn is more than just pointing a camera at a couple or a model, there has to be many factors to the movie you are trying to make.  Unfortunately, a lot of the same concepts repeat with studios and we created a list of 20 things that porn taught us and things that stands out in many popular productions!  Comment below on other ironic or funny things that happens in the adult industry!

2] Women never have headaches, blemishes or periods.

3] Men never have to beg.

4] When a woman is sucking a man’s cock, it’s important for him to remind her to suck it.

5] Men are always rock hard and ready to go, even with their pants on.

7] Every guy has a penis as big as Sean Michaels.

8] All women are completely shaven bald.

9] When going down on a woman, ten seconds is more than enough.

10] Everyone’s asshole is clean.

12] Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.

13] Women like to moan uncontrollably when giving a blow job, while men are mute when eating out a woman.

14] Women always orgasm at the same time as men do.

15] A blow job to the cop will always get a woman off a speeding ticket.

17] Any other female is a MILF.

18] Lesbians are always attractive, well made up with great boobs, and like to use double dongs.

19] With two men and a woman, they’ll high five each other while fucking her  and she isn’t disgusted by it.

20] When two or more lesbians are fucking and another woman appears at the door, she’ll always join in.