Sex education through your favorite porn. The Academy’s next lecture is on the most popular sex position: Doggy Style. Is it doggy-style or doggie-style? No matter, it’s still the most preferred sex position by male humans and canines. Woof! Firstly, it’s said to be one of the easiest ways to find your woman’s elusive G-spot. It’s also a position when men get to feel powerful and can see the mechanics of what’s going on at the same time. For many, even though they won’t say it, is easy access to her little brown flower for a quick finger or penis dip.
Is there only one way to doggy?
Yes, with a hundred or so variations. The basic position is on all fours. That is knees and palms, but what if you go down on your elbow? What if you go down to your shoulders? They are all doggy positions. But what if she rises off her knees? No, that’s more of an ostrich or giraffe position. What if she raises one leg? We call that ‘the peeing doggy’ because that’s what male dogs look like when they do. What if she lowers herself at the knees? Yes, that position counts. That’s good, but only if you’re able to access that fine pussy, or she’s on a higher level than your cock.
Does it count if two guys are involved?
What sort of question is that? Of course it does. (No, it doesn’t.) Yes, it does! (Nope, it don’t). When you’re talking about getting your girl into a three-way with another guy, we don’t think that anyone has actually defined those positions, but if she’s facing down and you’re getting to top spot, then yes, that part is a doggy. We consulted the almost 250 positions of the Kama Sutra but alas, no mention of this type of three-way there. But if you’re keeping score, we do not think that if the female is face up in the three-way and you’re on top, then ‘nope,’ that is not a doggy because she’s not on her hands and knees anymore. Just enjoy the scene and don’t worry about animal designations.
Her butt hole’s exposed, so be careful?
It’s all in the approach to her behind. If she lets you go there, then full sperm ahead. It’s a difficult thing to avoid when her cute little butt hole is staring right back at you. No doubt that a major part of the appeal of doing it doggy style is the allure of the anus. Right there in front of you, what do you do with it? Assuming she’ll let you do something, then by all means go for it. If it’s just rubbing around the area, or if you can dip a finger or two into it, or if that raging cock of yours gets an invitation to go inside, then go for it. Anal sex can be a lot of fun for both partners, but be sure it’s approved before going in the back. Here’s to hoping you can.
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