How to Throw a Sex Party

An orgy can be described as a frantic, unre­strained sexual celebration, including multiple people. In other words, it’s fun. Throw a good one, and you will spread much happiness around. Not to mention wild and willing men and women fawning at your feet.

But it’s not a simple business. A lot of thought usually goes into the best sex parties. Never host one if you aren’t prepared. Have no fear! We are here to tell you how to throw a sex party!

The Guests

• The first important rule is to invite only people you like.

• Don’t invite the foreign consul and his mis­tress just to impress your friends.

• Don’t invite A-listers just because they invited you to an affair. If you invite dudes and chicks you don’t know well and you’re an honest person, you might worry about whether they’re having a good time or not. That’s fatal to a wicked, success­ful orgy. Try to make sure that every time you open the door, you’re delighted to see the guy or girl who will be nude once they cross your threshold.

• Noisy, outgoing people are usually good at sex parties. So are hotties and sleek hunks—though not too many; they’re like salt in a stew. They add to the flavor and bring out the taste, but do so sparingly, or they’ll ruin it. If the orgy is big enough, you may not need a lot of extra spice.

• If people you invite singly ask whether they can bring somebody you don’t know, tell them they can’t or try to meet the other person in advance. Complete strangers could be the cops or potential informers. Although orgies may be popular in some circles, they are still frowned upon by a good many in influential areas. The answer should be yes if the potential guest knows you and you approve of their credentials. But only that person, not the entire football team.

• It’s a good idea to invite slightly more peo­ple than your home can comfortably hold. A fairly crowded room makes for good physical contact, in­teresting conversation, partner variety, and absorb­ing spectacle. Some of the guests aren’t go­ing to make it anyway, so make sure the distance between each guest who does show up is intimately small.

• When the party ends, be sure it ends. Turn off the music, ensure everyone is gone and the lights are off, and plan the next one!

The Invitation

The way you invite people sets the tone of the party. Text, email, or phone them, and you’ll have a wild, super-sexy, uninhibited orgy that’s guaranteed to be thoroughly appreciated by everybody.

Send out written invitations, which are likely to be a formal drag. Give all the guests sufficient warning about when the event will occur, plus specific directions for locating and entering your crib. —Dress, you might add, is optional—until the door closes behind them.

Your Home, Your Sex Den

The appearance of your home can work won­ders. It should reflect the word “welcome” and, therefore, must be warm, comfortable, and cheer­ful—just filled with sofas, rugs, and cushions. Or­ange is a warm and sexy color that stimulates, so install orange lights and avoid blue or green bulbs, shades, or glaring overhead lights. Signpost the bathroom or with blazing clarity.

One large orgy room where all the action is to take place is probably best, with a small area (stairs?) for dropouts. And don’t clear the decks for orgiastic action so much that guests feel the removal men have just left. That’s inhibiting. It’s much better to leave odd bits of furniture around so your guests can shove them back against the wall as the crowd arrives.

If you have a bearskin rug on which you love to tackle your favorite lays on other occasions, take it up and stash it away, or some frenzied slob will stub out a smoke or spill drinks on it, which is sure as fate.

House Rules

Your house is your sanctuary and setting the tone for everyone is part of how to throw a sex party successfully. Rules about nakedness are usually quite flexible at any sex party. But if, within the first hour, every guest is not as naked as a jaybird, then it isn’t an orgy; it’s just a social gathering.

Sexual gymnastics can be indulged in while a guy is wearing his pants and his partner is still wear­ing her bra and panties, but only to a limited degree. The idea at all orgies is to shed all inhibitions, and that most certainly means clothes.

Garments get in the way when a merry and horny group of guys and girls are simultaneously relating to each other in an all-in and all-out fashion. One couple may be enjoying each other sexually while with another couple. Bodies may drape over each other most athletically to affect such a stimulating out­come. The slight­est wisp of artificial covering over the appropriate place can sabotage the en­tire happening.

Orgy and threesome lovers swear that such ex­tremes in sexual expression are fan­tastically more ex­citing than conven­tional sex. They go far beyond what is typically associated with swinging or, wife-swapping or just plain oral sex between partners. During the genuine orgy, we have the added sexual di­mensions of third, fourth, fifth, sixth, and even more par­ties, all participat­ing in some mass intermingling of sexual appetites honed to fantastic keenness by the very nature of the orgy scene.

Music? Booze? Pot?

When it comes to music, some like it, and some don’t. An orgy usually goes better with it, and it doesn’t have to be loud either, just a pleasant background against which it is necessary to raise one’s voice. The noise level at an orgy is high because of the moans, gasps, pleadings, and screams of carnal joy, so talk, instead of being hushed, gets loud. Chamber music is not appropriate unless your partygoers are classical music buffs.

As for the booze, letting the wine flow freely is a surefire way to pop the best orgy ever organized. It’s the favorite trick of the insecure host. The host may be so afraid the worst will happen that they want their guests sloshed, incoherent, and objec­tionable, with male guests incapable of achieving or sustaining an erection.

If it’s legal where you are, pot can be a pleasure enhancement, helping to loosen inhibitions. You can offer joints or gummies; ensure the strain is milder to keep your guests from zoning out.

Recently one happy host told his housekeeper, “I don’t want people who come to my orgies to think I’m stingy. I want to be sure they have a good time. So make the first drinks tri­ples and push dou­bles for the rest of the night.

The house­keeper nodded and smiled, then told the barman to ‘taper off’ in the usual way. “Otherwise,” she said, “in an hour, ev­eryone would have been helpless and sexually impotent. Husbands would try to bang the wrong wives, and before it was over, there would have been battles. People have a much better time at orgies when they are conscious of what they’re doing.”

“Tapering off” is the professional way to con­trol booze at an orgy. This relaxes everyone with­out pole-axing them. Conversation and proposi­tions become easy. Men find the courage to fondle women who are strangers and to ask them for a fuck. But as an intelligent party host, start go­ing easy when the first glasses are empty. Make the next drink just a liberal shot. By then, your pant­ing, thrashing guests will not discern the differ­ence. Keep easing up on the alcohol content in the glasses. “By midnight,” says one host, “the martinis are merely flavored ice water. It sounds sneaky, but you’re protecting your guests’ pleasure that night—and their heads the next day.

If you hire a caterer, which many hosts do these days so they too can plunge into the action, ask them what size the drinks should be and advise them about tapering off. You may not only save the

orgy but half the liquor bill as well.

Though it is an orgy, never set the bottles out for self-service, even if only two or three couples are participat­ing. Mix the drinks yourself or have someone do it for you. This lets you control the proceed­ings. If food is com­ing up, you can cut off the drinks and avoid a limp end­ing. If you’re hav­ing wine, you can be stingy with the whiskey. If a guest comes to the orgy already loaded, your control can help make him rational and capable.

Condoms

You wouldn’t want your sex party to be Ground Zero for sexually trans­mitted diseases. So be sure to keep a generous supply of condoms and (safe) lube around and plenty of trash bins nearby where people can toss the used ones.

The “Magic”

The vibe must be right at the ideal orgy. Ironi­cally, when the vibes are wrong, the host is most of­ten to blame.

It can happen in a dozen ways, includ­ing the wet blanket treatment. A dozen or so naked guests are in the living room with their second drinks and with the physical relations well underway when the host suddenly turns up the lights, claps their hands to attract attention, and shouts, “Okay, every­one down to the rec room. The ping-pong tourna­ment is about to begin!” That’s just bad timing.

Since the host forbids defection, the rest of the evening proves two things:

(a) Nothing can kill a dying orgy faster than lin­ing up a dozen sullen, undressed spectators along two sides of a green-topped table and forcing them to watch balls and tits bounce back and forth instead of putting them to more appropriate use and

(b) True ladies and gentlemen deprived of their God-given right to play sex games may not ex­actly beat their host silly with ping-pong paddles, but they probably will think about it a lot!

Many hosts will tell you the secret of a wild and most satisfying orgy is to keep everybody cir­culating. Partners, they say, must be rotated, but no lon­ger to ensure that the men don’t dissi­pate all their energy before they have demonstrated their penetrative powers on several of the ex­pectant females.

This means that just when you’re into that luscious swivel-hipped hottie right to the hilt, and you’re both fucking with magnificent gusto, here comes your cloying hostess, dragging you off your lovely lady to take care of the needs of some mediocre chick under the table because she knows a cousin of yours you banged four times in one night last Christmas.

Such hostesses wrongly equate sex at an orgy with personal circulation and a lack of it with tired blood. All they should do, of course, is make it pos­sible for guests to circulate and provide multiple but interrupted physical contact only if they feel like it.

Indeed, nothing kills a dude’s libido faster at an orgy than a hostess who transforms it into a wake by making him circulate when he’s pounding away contentedly. Or when she’s pushing food at him while he eats what he wants. Or ordering him to take part in the “Biggest Dick of All” contest when his prized possession is already being serviced magnificently. At orgies, the magic is too delicate to survive when the partici­pants are being hassled like a herd of wild horses.

Sometimes even the orgy buffs themselves will destroy the magic without even realizing what they are doing until it is too late. You’ve seen it happen. The evening is late but great. Everybody is completely relating to everyone else, and shrieks of sexual ecstasy re­sound off the walls. But suddenly, a cou­ple appears that’s already satisfied and are pooped because they have been too sexually greedy and de­cide they’re hungry. Nothing is wrong with that, but one says, “Hey, let’s all grab some Chinese now!”

And so there is a reluctant untangling of naked bodies, which have to be at least partially cov­ered before crowd­ing them into three or four cars for the trip to Chinatown. The food’s fine, but you and your last six sex partners realize that under the glare of those lights and the presence of a fawning server, you are not relat­ing to each other in the same lascivious way. The sex magic is gone because you tried to move an orgy that wasn’t “portable.”

Orgy Tricks

The lesson is, don’t leave the party even if the action is sluggish. It can brighten by introducing a few stimulating orgy boosters and gimmicks, like setting up a competition to see who’s got the longest and thickest dick, both before and after being aroused. An “Orgy Queen” can be selected by ballot; her reward is the privilege of being kissed, caressed, and taken by all the guys.

Or rig up a no-see-through sheet with appropriate holes at the genital level, ensuring that only the assets of those behind the sheet are visible. The idea is to iden­tify the owner of each set, and the winner is rewarded with sex with anyone they choose.

“The Most Interesting Sex Position” can be decid­ed by vote, each couple going into the selected clinch while somebody snaps the shot with a cell phone.

Or you might be in the position to hire a specialty act to demonstrate the sexual side of a successful orgy. A female expert of excellent skills, for in­stance, can be “auctioned off” to the guys while the other women study her expertise as she demonstrates to the guys. A two­some, threesome, or foursome, possessing special knowledge of sensational sex techniques and erotic contortions might work up the shy guests into a frenzy, especially if they are offered as “door priz­es” to the dudes and chicks who wish to equal or excel their wild gymnastics.

At some sex parties, the naked guests watch politely while two stunning­ly stacked blondes demonstrate lesbian love on the living room floor. Re­vitalizing the participants as they recklessly squander their energy in unrestrained togetherness is an impor­tant requirement at all orgies.

The Perfect Sex Party

The perfect orgy can be organized with proper planning, and testimonials to such admirable events make them worthwhile to the planner. Imag­ine having a guest like Rita A., a young and beauti­ful Californian, tell you: “It was an awesome sexual sensation. It was better than anything I’ve ever experienced before. I had sex with seven other guys besides my boyfriend that night. By the time I left, I was sexually exhausted but more satisfied than I had been for a long time. Since then, I’ve been a confirmed sex party enthusiast.”

As you can see, the women who attend these sex parties have certainly come a long way (pun in­tended).

Bottom line – create a welcoming vibe, invite quality people, be safe, and hope that everyone enjoys good sex! That’s how you throw a sex party!